Do you know that feeling of euphoria that, after a great achievement, leads us to grab the nearest person, cover them with kisses and want to jump, laughing and tearing their clothes towards the nearest Matinho? Well, this discharge of adrenaline, serotonin, endorphin and a lot of happiness pills, which do not weigh in the backpack and relieve all past perrengues, can lead to very strange situations when we are on a mountain, full of horny and love to give – But at the same time, exhausted, sweaty, semi-frozen, covered with mud or surrounded by insects eager for our fluids. Okay, the horny passed. But does it really go?
Obviously, when I thought of the theme of this prose, I went after experts on the high mountain, these beings who live far above the level of the ordinary of mortals most of their healthy adult lives. And most have fled the conversation or, like the mountaineer and tall Guide to Fiamoncini Moeses Moeses, said that at the highest peaks, “people are more concerned with surviving.” Understandable, let’s face it, when you are in the death zone, above 8,000 meters altitude. But it is always good to remember that from there you go down as soon as possible.
Here is a warning here, given by the mountaineer and guide Pedro Hauck: If the reader is imagining a hot moment in Everest camps, better save the condom. For the Sherpas, guides that make the most difficult climbs in Himalayan, the Sagarmatha, as they call the highest mountain in the world, is sacred and there should not be naughty. After all, the Nepalese name means “Goddess Mother of the World.” And with mother of others, it is known, there are no certain freedoms.
In the book “Addicted to Danger”, Jim Wickwire and Dorothy Bullet report the case of a couple of friends caught by Sherpas practicing the sexual act in Everest – and responsible for an accident that would occur in the mountain soon after. This mother is angry.
Extreme aside, I asked a doctor who united his passion for career mountaineering what this sex business is like. Juliana Schlaad, master and doctor from the Faculty of Medicine of the University of São Paulo and a post graduate in Medicine in Expedition and Nature from the Royal College of Glasgow doctors and surgeons, has been a amateur mountaineer since 2007 and has risen high since 2015.
“From a physiological point of view, it is safe to have sex in a high mountain environment, as long as the practitioner has physical conditions for this,” says Juliana. “An individual who physically prepares himself to practice mountaineering at altitude is most likely to be able, from a cardiovascular point of view, to practice sex, as he is usually used to a rigorous aerobic resistance training regime,” he adds.
But then the doctor lets out the warning: “Even so, it is noteworthy that physical exhaustion and dehydration increase the chance of developing altitude-related acute diseases, so it is important that mountaineers keep well hydrated and avoid activities. strenuous until well acclimated “.
In addition to tiredness, she cites the risk of freezing ends. “In high mountain, in some cases of extremely low temperatures, a few minutes only of exposure of the skin to cold air or ice can cause very serious injuries, including loss of function and even amputation,” he explains. And, yes, that’s what the reader thought: “There are reports in medical literature on penis and buttocks. Therefore, care should be taken when undressing and preferably not doing it in an open environment,” he summarizes .
For also the doctor R., who asks not to identify himself, it is important to identify their ability. “From 3,000 meters of altitude, the amount of oxygen per cubic meter begins to become thinner, there is the so -called hypobaric hypoxia, and then the limit is its tiredness and its acclimatization,” he says, saying he has already had sex on his way to A summit, but still “about 2,000 meters altitude only”.
“It’s always a good opportunity to have a nice exchange with someone, right?” Jokes the doctor, adding that everything “depends on the feeling of the person you are with, if you are climbing with a friend, you have never been horny, but Then the horny came up there at the moment and such, because it’s so exciting, exciting to do that, why not? “
For the mountaineer and speaker Thais Pearl Caviccchioli, the great concern involved in a good mountain fuck is hygiene. “You’ll be in a tent for days, you have to see how you will clean yourself safely, not only by smells, but your health, if you want to go out to pee right after sex, how it will be and such.”
She, who ran over 208 kilometers in the Himalayan on foot and alone, evaluates that “the complicitometer is really breathing.”
“In Himalayan, I tried to use many breathing techniques that I teach, to keep my mind alone, not get anxious, you work several breathing speeds, and I couldn’t do it. When I tried to breathe faster or deep, I couldn’t miss Oxygen. So, I think the main difficulty up there is just that, you already breathe differently, and breathe differently in sex. “
On the other hand, she points out that if the acclimatization process already requires a lot of energy from her body, everything is a matter of cost versus benefit. “There are burdens and bonuses, right? There is the burden that you are spending energy you would use to climb the mountain or acclimate to have sex. But, on the other hand, the injection of serotonin hormones and endorphin gives you an extra gas To walk the next day.
So that’s it. Calculating straight, everything will give. Or not.
