Still imbued with the Easter Spirit (unrelated to Pedro), let’s remember the history of Christian football after the year 1st DJJ (after Jesus, Jorge).
It was at that time, known by the infidels as the 2019 season of the Gregorian calendar, that we were impacted by the Faith (and tactic) of foreign teachers-yes, we had coaches of distant land before, but without the same religious-soothed effect by Jesus, Jorge.
With his 11 red-black apostles, or 13, or 14, Jesus performed some miracles. Some think that Flamengo simply played better than River Plate at the turn in the final of that Libertadores, when clearly what happened in the game was a miracle.
Since then, club presidents have tried to replicate the impact of Jesus, and since then we see each year the proliferation of foreign technicians – with highlight for Abel Ferreira 1st, in Palmeiras.
However, if foreigners often occupy almost half of the vacancies in charge of Serie A teams (this year we started with nine gringos), substitute teachers are our specialty.
That’s right. When it comes to “thinking the season” (with many quotes), heretics leaders just want to know from foreigners. It doesn’t matter if it’s a technician who enjoys the positional scheme, who plays in a transition, who is a total or defensive attack, just needs to have an international passport. But when it comes to seeking the replacement, we want a local substitute teacher.
And the cinema has already taught that the substitute teacher can always be cooler: in “to the master, with love”, Professor Sydney Poitier, besides being newcomer, was debuting in the profession, Dunga style; In “Dangerous Minds”, Michelle Pfeiffer commanded a home bar team; In “The Rock School”, Professor Jack Black wanted to show DVD to students, like Renato Gaucho; And so on.
In 2024, Internacional, Bragantino and Vasco went after local teachers when they dismiss their foreigners. Sao Paulo was one of those exceptions, ”said Thiago Carpini and brought the Argentine Zubeldía.
This year, Mano Menezes, the first head to fall in the Brazilian, nor will he have to go to the unemployment insurance line. Until the conclusion of this column, he was practically closed with Grêmio to be the substitute teacher – in the place of a foreigner. And Flu, who swallowed Mano, put Renato Gaúcho in the place, the man of the DVDs.
Santos and Corinthians should also announce soon local coaches to the place of their newly degoked gringos. Well, it is true that Santos first tried Sampaoli, the other Jorge, and received a negative.
Dorival Jr.’s LinkedIn profiles and Tite appear to be among the most accessed of the last days. And so it must be until the end of the championship, substitute is our thing.
ROUND 38 – BY TWO HAVERS
As has been said (more or less) above, we lost two more heads since the last update – it is the danger of the two rounds per week in the Brazilian. Hermanos Gustavo Quinteros (Grêmio) and Ramón Díaz (Corinthians) can listen again to Tango at home. Legend has it that the steel that cut the head of Diaz-Pai and Diaz-son was forged in the Netherlands. After the sticking, there are 16 active teachers left since round 1, and is painting: Brazilians 10 x 6 foreigners.
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