A very ordinary celebration would of course be too profane for the world’s most glamorous ex-footballer in the world. Just four weeks before his 50th birthday on May 2, David Beckham heralded his personal party marathon with an overture that was occupied by an exquisite. Lionel Messi, Tom Brady, Shaquille O’Neal, Cindy Crawford, Marc Anthony – they all came and let it rip into Miami until the early hours of the morning.