In the Spain of the end of 2025 there are many people whose dream is to enter. In the previous sentence there is no opinion, no hint of moral superiority nor a milligram of sarcasm. It is pure and simple information, as we were able to see last night, when – we will talk about it later, it deserves at least a paragraph – he inaugurated the house, which this year, with the program celebrating 20 editions, is bigger than ever, with another location – “” – and a kind of festival, an amusement park where Nagore Robles was accompanied by characters like Payasin – hello, Carmen Borrego – and other human beings of interest.
In Big Brother You are welcome if in the presentation videos you show that in your vocabulary you use verbs such as flow, live and enjoy. If you define yourself as an energetic, explosive, dramatic person, if there is something wrong, it may be intensity, if there are any objections to this detail.
Big Brother es Big Brotherbut also Jorge’s diary. If the Jurado was “hard stone from Chipiona” according to Lola Flores, Vázquez is marble from Badalona. Start the program with a house tourCome on, show the house you’ve always had and, while showing the rooms, flirt with the Super, with the camera and even with the furniture wherever you go. Here the tropical room, here the gym open 24 hours a day with the warmth it gives off, and here the kitchen with a you and me.
And he immediately begins to do what he does best, listening to the other person, letting him take advantage of his minutes of fame – “The whole of Spain is waiting for you, Noa,” he tells one of the contestants – to then ask him a question that will make him feel at home. Let’s go with another nice example.
Two friends from Jerez enter, Rocío and Desiré. They are immediately separated and a drama begins that borders on catastrophe. They start crying with that type of crying that turns into a scream, as if they were Siamese twins whose separation implies death. “Don’t cry, your paint will go away,” one screams at the other, as if she were angry instead of sad. The thing is hypnotic, live Jerez de la Frontera in its entirety.
The presenter gets into the car with Rocío, the one who is left outside, who grabs his hand with her mile-long nails as if they were now Siamese twins, and tells him about her dramas and her life while he puts on that face he’s worked on for decades that seems like it’s about nothing and it’s about everything. He invites her to say goodbye to her friend from the set.
“Desi, how are you?” he says. “Like shit,” Desiré responds. “Eat something, auntie, you have to cheer up, make yourself some macaroni or something, drink some water,” Rocío orders her or perhaps it is the tone in which these two ladies address each other. The story ends with a happy ending or so it seems, because the two finally participate in the contest, although in different rooms. So many tears and so much smeared mascara for this.
Let’s now go with a nice compilation of those who will end up joining these women from the province of Cádiz. There is a soldier who says phrases like “where I put my eye, I put the bullet.” Damn with Diego. He sports plucked eyebrows and says he dances bachata. He shows it to us by rehearsing with a mop and enters the house with a shirt full of drawings of teddy bears.
His brother Marcos—“I’m a Scorpio and self-employed”—is also dying to enter the house in Tres Cantos but they don’t speak, so after a few reproaches and passive-aggressive comments, Diego stays in the house and Marcos, a Scorpio, self-employed and with his eyebrows also plucked like his brother, decides to stay as a collaborator on the program. You couldn’t know.
We have a creature called Aquilino, who claims that Beyoncé winked at him from the stage, who is a lover of rhinestones and claims that she wants to be “the Venus of GH.” He prefers to be called ‘Quili’. We have Aroa, “Málaga’s Édith Piaf”, who became a mother at the age of 15 and claims to have 35,000 personalities; one who is an entrepreneur, a model curvy and she says about herself that she speaks volumes. Another boy who wants to enter to be “the first Soriano of GH” Another who says that she feels identified with Angelina Jolie “because she is a woman with a lot of presence.” “I work a lot on self-love,” she adds. Almudena, from Tomelloso, says that she is very fair and, therefore, if you do it, you will pay her back. She says really beautiful things, like that she usually gets along better with boys because “they are more noble.” Her boyfriend has left her when he found out that she was entering the contest, so we sense that she is not very noble. And so on. countless people who say that they are “the host”, “limited edition” and demanding of themselves and others.
Thank you, Tres Cantos. For leaving these intense people out of circulation for a while. It’s not information, it’s opinion.
