Manuel João Vieira
O candidate who is from the “far-center” wants to end paid parking, because he is fed up with EMEL; and with the SNS, because it will implement a ban on all diseases: “anyone who coughs pays a fine.”
Manuel João VieiraPortuguese musician, visual artist and teacher, was at , this Friday night to present some of the ideas he has to improve the country.
As announced on the same channel, the vocalist and founder of Ena Pá 2000 and Irmãos Catita has already gathered the necessary number of signatures to present his candidacy for the Presidency of the Republic.
“It’s time for Portugal to return to its responsibilities and become big, beautiful and with free parking again, because I’m already a bit fed up with EMEL”, he considered.
It is for these reasons – and others – that he is running. He thinks that the Portuguese are exiled in their own land and suggests recolonizing Portugal, proposing to take the peasants or descendants of peasants back to their villages.
“I have an idea of a city of 10 million inhabitantsin the center of the country and goes from bottom to top, where everything is guaranteed by artificial intelligence. If people have a problem, they press a button and it’s solved. That’s all,” he simplified.
For immigration, he says he has a solution: make darker people lighter and lighter people darker. And how? “Either through national dermatological science, which is very good, or through stupid and unstoppable serial fornication. I’m not saying which solution I prefer, the cards are on the table.”
“But that way, people were all the same, weren’t they? And people are never the same, are they?”, he reflected. “Because people like… you’re from Benfica, you’re from Porto, you’re from Sporting… therefore, there will continue to be differences. How are we going to eliminate these differences? It’s with a single national team, which will have men, women, trans, Martians, whatever they want…”
Manuel João Vieira recommends: “I think that, in the midst of the mediocre crystallization in which this country is plunged, we have to look at other horizons. I think nonsense needs to be nationalized.”
When the journalist asked the candidate if he was left or right, the answer was clear: “Exactly, I’m left-right. I’m from the extreme center.”
Proposals that warm the hearts of the Portuguese
Aiming to be the “president of even more affections”, his proposals focus on spread of love.
“I promise piped wine in every house, I promise a prostitute on every street corner, Ferraris for all the Portuguese, a Russian skater for all the Portuguese and Cuban dancers for the women (…) what I promise, deep down, is love“, resume.
Manuel João Vieira had already appeared in 2000, with identical proposals for the 2001 presidential elections. But, at the time, it was nothing more than a pre-candidacy.
