This beautiful year of magistocratic voluptuousness ends with a party. In juspornography, there is nothing that cannot become more libidinous. If you believe that by applying the law to well-endowed criminals, you saved democracy, the JusPorn Awards gives you a box seat to the award ceremony. Do you want democracy? Put up with juspornography! JusPorn signs this pact with its awardees and asks for respect.
Our candidates have lowered the bar for porn justice.
At the ecumenical ceremony for the military, the president of the , Minister Maria Elizabeth Rocha, asked for forgiveness for the judicial omissions during the dictatorship. Minister Carlos Amaral Oliveira, a bachelor, sent the minister, master and doctor in law, . And he added: “I disagree with the content, I think I have full right to it.”
“I have full right to that” is the juspornographic postulate of the year. In its porno-doctrinal quality, it was almost as precise as Raimundo Nonato’s bedroom confession when campaigning for the TJ of Ceará last year: “the principle of the dignity of the human person, but first the remunerative dignity”.
The retirement of Luís Roberto Barroso has stirred up characters who expand their skills in the darkness of porn-legality. They disagree with the presidential competence to appoint a minister. revealed that “”, a place for “courageous and prepared people”. And he announced the courageous and prepared Rodrigo Pacheco as his candidate. Davi Alcolumbre, also hand in hand with Pacheco, broke with the government. They even say he will leave the interview until after the elections.
In the category “it’s not a lobby, it’s a hobby”, the JusPorn Committee celebrates the global expansion of juspornography at the meeting. Lide, Esfera and IDP revamped the Elizabeth Arden circuit of magistocratic meetings with a lot of public resources and a conjunction of interests. It’s not just Lisbon.
In the category “it’s not lobbying, it’s family entrepreneurship”, we welcome the expansion of the magistocratic business model. Juspornography thrives in the traditional Brazilian magisto-family, formed by magisto-babies, magisto-wives and magisto-sisters. In this family office, family lawyers show the path to procedural speed and comprehensive carnal defense.
This was also why Luiz Fux, patron of the magisto-family, accompanied by other ministers, authorized “directly or collaterally”. Directly or collaterally, juspornography is democratizing unseemly jurisdiction.
Honorable mention to minister whose company thrives on profitable contracts. It even included a “Business Lunch Deal with André Mendonça” to “debate perspectives and challenges of the economic scenario”. It’s not lobbying, it’s business courage!
And we end this opening with the category where everything fits: “it’s not lobbying, it’s public-private bullshit”. No, because Toffoli shared a box seat at the Libertadores final in the good company of and we want to know who else. But above all because, to do porn justice to bankerphilia, he became a rapporteur on the case of Vorcaro, sponsor of events attended by ministers outside the country. At the first stroke, in the process. Let’s keep our eyes closed.
In the exercise of our constitutional duty of voyeurism, we return next week. We haven’t even talked about top-less salaries yet!
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