Three questions to start: Can there be anyone on television more irritating than ? Are the Gemeliers able to say more than two sentences without breaking into song? Why in the realities of renovations only decorate luxurious mansions when the merit would be to give joy of living to the semi-basement of a council flat?
And with that said, let’s start at the beginning. TVE’s big bet started at eleven at night and ended at ten to two in the morning, a format for the whole family, yes, but that of Count Dracula. “We all believe that we have a decorator inside us,” began the presenter Patricia Montero, smiling and delighted to be quoting. Well no. Not all of them. Despite having been in my house for more than ten years, I still haven’t put up curtains and I still have bare light bulbs. I have no taste. I find the globe-shaped wine racks to be the pinnacle of style and Ikea’s Billy range to be sophistication made of chipboard. Where others see decorative objects, I only see something to dust off and that will have to be packed and moved when moving, in other words, a big no. But like , this is not about decorating, it’s about mixing celebrities so that they let loose and give us a little heart as if we were in Party.
As broadcast by TVE and not Mediaset, celebrities are not average, those whose only work life has been to be a survivor or tempter; There are blacklegs here and to know who they are you just have to see the time dedicated to each one, even if they don’t do anything. —without using a stopwatch, I would say that she is the one that has taken up the most space—, that she has already told us that she has not worked so much in her life, she has sung some songs about her mother and has collapsed, but her partner, Asraf—a model, according to the label given to him in the program and probably also according to people who love him very much—was there to support her and look at her with reverence. Nor do they seem to be lacking in mutual admiration, despite the alleged quarrels – the check they have offered him will not have been small – and their son Carlo Constanzia, who is not only not crazy (although they call him an “actor”, something almost as hilarious as Asraf’s modeling), he is also yernobabythanks to his courtship with Alejandra Rubio, daughter of Terelu. We have the Campos clan and also the Bosé clan. Palito represents him, a balsamic person, as we saw in Survivorsto whom you can only wish good things, and her mother Lucía Bosé, who all the time looks like she wants to be at home covered with a blanket and drinking a pennyroyal, but bills have to be paid. Misery bitch.
Intriguing Friendships
If Mar Flores’ check must have been succulent, I can’t imagine fewer zeros on . The Italian introduced herself with a “I tell things as they are” and when you hear that you already know that you have to get on your feet. There are phrases that are like a V16 beacon: danger, drive with caution. Dell’Atte goes in a pack with María Zurita and nothing that happened to me tonight intrigues me more than the friendship of these two people and, above all, knowing if at some point the niece of the emeritus can play a role in the conversations or is one of those notary-friends who are only there to attest. The mix of characters is so heterogeneous, but at the same time there is so much inbreeding in the HeartI’m sure there will be someone who will have to laugh thank you to someone who has had horns and a mustache painted in the photos of the Hello.
Colate has not been very active, but he is not there to set the stage, he is there to start. As he knows that they accuse him of not working too much, he has clarified that he was an entrepreneur, but getting married cut short his future career. “It was the big mistake of my life,” he said, and in post-production they would have been crowned if at that moment his ex Paulina Rubio had sounded singing Nothing was a mistake. The businessman, that profession that is assigned to everyone who no one knows what they do, will count more because that is what they have been paid for; Although he seems stiff, he looks more like a lazy late afternoon in Miami than staining his moccasins with plastic paint. Yes, she was in her element, which goes from judge to judge, although it will surely not be very severely; It’s from the house. “I like to command,” he said. Another beacon phrase.
And now come those who, I deduce, will have fewer zeros on the check. Like the Gemeliers and their trills and the actresses Raquel Meroño and Belén López—leaders of their team and winners of the first test—both very enthusiastic and emanating that attitude of someone who always has a trolley ready to go spend the weekend in Tarifa. The list is completed by the designer Eduardo Navarrete and La Terremoto de Alcorcón, friends and residents in the reality shows of RTVE and King Bru, whom some may remember in Next Level Chef – it’s a joke, no one saw it – and Andy Andrea, a popular face among those of us who think we are going to take a look at our cell phone five minutes before going to sleep and end up chaining two hours of reels.
Shouting
It is comforting to see some less trite face in a casting that is just one Pelayo Díaz away from bringing together the cast with more reality television behind them. Although casting directors are shy when it comes to taking risks, there is a good pool among content creators; From here I propose May Te and David H for next formats. I need to see the manager of the Zara on Gran Vía in Sewing masters. King and Andy didn’t have much focus, but she asked the most pertinent question of the night: “Why are these people yelling so much?” I wonder too. Is it really necessary that much decibel to place cushions in a sofa? To what end is there so much drama and so much tears? As expected, absolutely nothing was learned about decoration, no tricks or tips, although they would not be very useful either, since I doubt that many viewers own mansions with rooms with fireplaces. Shine Iberia programs are not usually very in touch with reality.
Ah, along with Eduardo Casanova, the actor Canco Rodríguez competes, who was totally overshadowed by his partner in Aída. Despite being absent for part of the program, Casanova had time to monopolize the spotlight: he screamed, meditated, farted and even organized a kind of healing group to “clean up,” and since no one took the broom, I deduce that it was something spiritual. The actor and director was so tiresome that I was actually happy when the Gemeliers sang; With that I tell you everything.
I predict a good audience for the TVE format, it is dynamic and has a balanced and attractive casting, but I will not be among it; If I have to endure Eduardo Casanova’s histrionics for another week, there is no need for the hordes of the extreme right to arrive; The one who would enter TVE with a chainsaw would be me.
