Gonçalo Capitão, PSD deputy
PSD deputy Gonçalo Capitão destroyed Chega’s expectations and reality in the local elections, in a sarcastic intervention in Parliament.
Gonçalo Capitão is going viral on social media with an intervention in Parliament where he leaves many comic barbs to Chega.
The PSD deputy began by saying that “the only thing left to do is sing fado” to Rui Cristina and André Ventura, but that due to his “musical fetish he preferred to listen to them hum any little thing about Gipsy Kings“, in a reference to the party’s controversial positions on gypsies.
“André Ventura talked about 30 cameras, then you get three. Just take a zero. But then you multiplied it by three, it must be the Burger Party math“, he also shot, referring to the fact that Chega had boasted of tripling the number of local authorities and also to .
The deputy also accuses Chega members of having gone from “miserable to poor” and even though they are still “all happy”. “If they had won four or five chambers, the fireworks hadn’t ended yet”, he joked.
In response to protests from Chega’s leader, Pedro Pinto, Capitão told him to be “at ease” because he loves “disruptive noise”. “I was even a member of an organized fan club”, replied the deputy, eliciting laughter and applause from his PSD colleagues.
“There is one thing you were true about: it was when you said that you came to expose the system, and that is why elected Only Fans candidates and candidates who did essays in magazines”, continued Capitão about Íris Ascensão, a local candidate for Chega na Chamusca who has an account on the adult content subscription platform.
Captain also recalled that Chega said he “would lead the right and took a shower from the CDS” and who also promised that “he would put an end to the left and lost to the CDU.” “You are the PCP of the right. Even when they lose, they always win”, he compared.
Captain also left a message directly to Chega’s parliamentary leader: “He said that the PSD lost Faro. If Cristóvão lost the North, Chick was plucked“.
The PSD deputy concluded by saying that Chega follows the “politics of Molotof pudding: a lot of volume, little content, all it took was a spoonful and that was enough”. “Chega is clearly a sole proprietorshipwhen there is Ventura they speak like Godzilla, when there isn’t, they come out like Calimero. Since you weren’t ashamed, have some sense”, he concluded.
