A shout out to structural promiscuity! The JusPorn Awards once again makes an appeal: please save money on pornography in December. This forces the JusPorn Committee to hold emergency meetings, recalculate scores, include last-minute candidates, and rethink criteria.
Everything was ready when news broke about the jet trip with a businessman and minister who decreed secrecy in favor of the lawyer’s client who was also flying; the multimillion-dollar contract between a banker in dirty sheets and a lawyer related to a minister; the articulation of ministers against the code of ethics; of the public lawyer’s angry cry for extra fees in addition to the public salary. JusPorn respects the prerogatives of debauchery!
At JusPorn’s house there is no puritanism or code of ethics. We are together with the budget grabbers, the scoundrels of decorum, the parasites of the public good, the chanchadas of parentism, the friendships of shared enjoyment above conflicts of interests, the magistocratic tourism sponsored by lobbyist lawyers.
In 2025 we had two vibrant cases of pornography in the strictest sense: “Suruba in a DF law office at the police station”; “video of the ‘underwear party’ in the Curitiba court”.
The underwear party in the court brought together “members of the high judiciary and were financed by law firms”. In Brasília, after a threesome with two girls in his office, a lawyer promised: “You can call the Pope and I won’t pay.” They called the police.
Judge from Paraná continues with full salary while he waits at home for his job. In defense of a teacher accused of harassing a 12-year-old girl, he said: “Men are the ones being harassed by women. Women are walking around with puppies, they are crazy after men.”
Labor judge from São Paulo graduates in medicine, a full six-year course. Without attracting attention from the judiciary, he balanced remunerated jurisdiction above the ceiling with learning the new profession. Very honorable mention from JusPorn!
The STF decided and promoted it again. If the son has a bachelor’s degree and is a good person, what’s the harm in being appointed by his father to a well-paid position? We are with the STF because of tradition, family and promiscuity.
Porto Alegre judge to pay compensation of R$600 thousand for disclosing salary above the judge’s ceiling. The data is public, but the judge saw a “sensationalist narrative”. Frustrating the tradition of overpricing of compensation in favor of magistocrats, the Rio Grande do Sul court reversed the decision. In compensation, TST reduced compensation from R$1.5 million to R$80,000 for an outsourced worker who mistakenly received a pig vaccine that made him sterile. A damage of 80 sticks!
Long live topless wages! The annual budget for illegal additives for the magistocracy alone is R$20 billion. It serves 53 thousand magistocrats. Bolsa-Família’s annual budget is R$158 billion. It serves 18.65 million families (48.59 million people).
Pornography cannot be equated with a code of ethics, decorum or a ceiling. We are not going to save either democracy or the Republic. We only save the bullshit.
In 2025, whoever ate ate. Those who haven’t eaten don’t eat anymore.
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