The Pentagon orders more pizzas. The war may be starting

Here is the “Pentagon Pizza Index”, the most unlikely indicator in the history of geopolitics. In Venezuela, it seems that he got it right again.

Dawn of January 3, 2026: several pizzerias close to the Pentagon registered peaks unusual of orders.

According to , Pizatto Pizza had an intense movement of orders, when it was almost closing.

The bars in that area were emptier than usual at that hour; but more pizzas were arriving at the Pentagon.

That morning, the .

June 13, 2025: almost all pizzerias near the Pentagon registered a huge increase in activity. Emptier bar.

That morning, . The US knew.

Back then, recalls , there were similar moments in the invasion of Granada, in the intervention in Panama in 1989, or in Gulf War.

For “Pentagon Pizza Index”the most unlikely indicator in the history of geopolitics, as summarized by .

And the reader will have already realized what this theory is, which lacks scientific evidence: the increase in the number of pizzas ordered near the Pentagon may indicate that a war is about to start. Or that, at the very least, the US will move forward with a military operation, some intervention.

Because, in moments of special tension and preparation behind the scenes, civilians and military personnel work late at the Pentagon. And more pizzas are ordered for those who are hungry.

Some investment fundscontinues The Next Big Idea, now follow the number of pizza orders with the Pentagon – to understand if there are geopolitical tensions in sight.