How fear I was today. The premiere of TV family(one, y) could carry any catastrophe, from a tsunami that drags the peninsula into a biblical rain of frogs. God, who squeezes but does not drown, does not want TVE to become (even more) a set of frivolities. The Intendencia, without paying attention to the very clear warnings of the universe, has presented a ride as a long release of the premiere of the program.
I do not remember such a deployment in TVE. Promo, presentation with a red carpet (and another hour of pumper with audiences, recorded in a theater), and four -hour ride. This is, point by point, the type of show offered by Telecinco back in 1990, when he announced the programming doing shirt galas, with all his presenters announcing that as if we celebrate that we will cross the Stargate to enslave us all.
The larger has been marked by innumerable technical problems. I could qualify the surprising program, but the correct adjective is “Caricaturesco.” It has been a very long and very expensive institutional announcement of this Government. I don’t know how many times they have been able to say “diversity, inclusion, solidarity, and public service.” Public service with people who read syllable (as is the case of Belén Esteban), who have to look David). The people of TV familythat is to say Save Me, he has lived to remove the shit of others. They have humiliated, exposed, mistreated, and sunk many people. Perhaps it is our fault, of those who have laughed at them (as spectators or as journalists) who enter TVE as if they were the Telerín family.
A pharaonic charrieada to greater glory of include and functional illiteracy.
But we go with the program itself: an first hour seeing how those grades with the public salary (while some house collaborators charge between 100 and 250 euros per program) do autoestop in a worthy test of the What do we bet? An entrance in Prado del Rey giving voices as if they were goats, and without self -compliance (this has been the only surprising thing about the gala). They have given the presentation a packaging worthy of a film by Leni Riefenstahl, if Riefenstahl had made gañanadas without a story. The reporters, artichoke in hand, ask each retiree and kid (there are no middle -aged people, or do not take it out) because of how important these characters have been Save me For them. What they imply is that what TVE has done in the last twenty years has been nothing. They insist that Save me It has been the master beam of the sentimental education of Spain. Skinny favor does public television itself.
When the parade finally begins (the real one) starts a float with Inés Hernand smiling a lot and some hip hop dancers. The main course is when some of them get out of the float and make a graffiti in which he puts “the family of TV.” Quality.
The fashion parade arrives. Marta López Alamo, intermittent model, influencerand a wife of Kiko Matamoros, is the first to walk on the fuchsia carpet with a model that he took in his day (with much more elegance) Mayra Gómez Kemp. The models continue and leave, of course, Samantha Hudson – who has opposed an opinion on innumerable debates in Gen Playz, where Ines Hernand also began – with a suit of poor Rafaella Carrá.
The ride, dazzled and endless, advances between flamenco, pipers, drags, giants, big heads, dancers. Not many people, but varied. Confeti passed through water, a lot of selfi, a sound that comes and goes …
Chelo García Cortés (practically the only one I see on a public television) accompanied by Carlota Corredera, pure incarnation of post -truth and liquid modernity (and it is recorded that this is not a halago). Bob Pop appears, because Bob Pop’s opinion cannot be missing in any program about whatever (criminal law, fitness, black holes, geraniums, retail, Chemsex). The experts chosen for the wide range of the issues of the Contendor program come almost all from social networks, because it is enough to have many followers to go on TV, even in TVE.
Meritocracy burial
Enter, in a float, the star signing: Isa Pi. That is, Chabelita. Isabel Pantoja’s daughter will talk about … her own life? What if not. A header arrives and, as in Masked Singerunmasks. Arrea, which is … Rociíto! Rocío Carrasco, daughter of the immense Rocío Jurado and Pedro Carrasco, without more curriculum than that, is now a collaborator in TVE. Two women who have lived solely and exclusively to talk about their respective mothers, and after their children. Two rich rich daughters who have not shone in the studies or in any other area, but that will give an example to all of Spain, because in the diverse, inclusive, solidarity, and for the whole family, there is an important idea to transmit: it does not matter how scavenging, how vagus, how faded you are, that a new director can always reach RTVE and give you not and to give you a program, but the whole Country, all professionals, and all paganinis understand that honesty and effort are worthless, that working is silly, and what is renting with a famous one, becoming a Tiktok, or being born in the right family.
This embarrassing four -hour ride is the triumph of mediocrity, of the plug, of the political, of vulgarity. While Tele’s family (Bethlehem, Patiño, Kiko, Lydia, Carlota, etc.) cries with emotion, others that do not come out in this very long ode to papationatism, and that have sustained that public television, they may cry of bitterness because they do not charge what they charge these, and because everything they have built has gone to take wind between kisses and horned conjunctural.
I really liked him Nor that we were shhhh. It was the fresh and unprejudiced renewal of an exhausted format. And I was on private television, the one that is to make money and nothing else. TV family I don’t like hair. It looks very bad.
This ride has been the burial of meritocracy. And I hope that those responsible for buying such a space have to give account within RTVE itself, if there is some decency in this center where, by the way, it is still not clarified that a few months ago we had to cancel for a filtration of questions. This is the new TVE, the one that has to compete with the private ones per audience, not for quality. The TVE of the jump and famous programs dancing, to light years of which he entertained and educated with programs such as The key, The crime footprint, Study 1, A, two, three, Weekly report (there they have to be freaking out), Rockopop, Stories not to sleep… The new TVE has taken everything Mediaset wanted to discard. And there has been no one to stop this that is much worse than it seems. These are the muds, we will see the sludge.
