An imposing throne with a “royal” golden toilet bowl sprouted on the National Mall in Washington, as the ultimate ironic monument to his glittering obsessions with . The throne features a toilet instead of a seat and a plaque that reads: “A throne fit for a king.”
“In a time of division, escalating conflict and economic turmoil, President Trump focused on what really mattered: renovating the Lincoln bathroom at the White House,” reads another inscription on the throne. “It stands as a tribute to an unwavering visionary who looked down, saw a problem and… painted it gold.”
A… “secret handshake”
Since returning to office last year, Trump has set about turning Washington into his personal palace. In addition to the bathroom next to the “Lincoln Room,” he’s drowned the Oval Office in gold details, leveled the East Wing to build a ballroom, and now has his eye on the Kennedy Center.
White House spokesman Davis Ingle responded with the expected seriousness, declaring that Trump is “making the capital city more beautiful than ever.” “The president will never stop working for the American people and keeping his promises,” Ingle added, gracefully shrugging off the fact that people are commenting on him on a platter.
The icing on the cake? A roll of toilet paper that says ‘The Secret Handshake’. This is the same group that created the statue of Trump tenderly holding the hand of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Reuters tried to find them, but it seems that the group prefers to let their works “speak” for themselves.
The National Park Service, for its part, kept a fishy silence, apparently dazzled by the golden glow of the new “addition” to the Mall.
